Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
The tale of a fateful trip,
That started from a New York port
Aboard Dr. Amabore's ship.
The doc was a mighty sailing man,
A 30-year vet, to boot.
The Bravo crew set sail that day,
For a three hour shoot ... a three hour shoot ...
The plot line started getting rough,
the GPS was tossed,
If not for the Coast Guard's "Get a Tow"
The story would be through ... the story would be through ...
The ship was towed to shore for $2,800 (sans tip) in cash,
with Bethenny ... hubby Jason, too ... His father Bob, and his wife ...
the party planner Shawn ... assistant Julie and the therapist ...
And Bethenny kissed the dock!