Time for Math Classes

The good news?  Whenever he gets out, he can legally 

get a driver's license.

Ready to Pop(pa)!

May 2011 is only a few weeks away ...

Perhaps she can just snap off one belly and put on a new one?  Only her surgeon knows for sure!

Wildlife of Atlanta

If you put lipstick on a moose, it's still a damn moose.

Devil in This Guise

No one is forced to be on a reality show.  Or are they?

You want to be rich?  You want to be famous?  You have no discernible talent?  Sign here, pretty lady ...

Can't Watch What Happens

Supposedly people have a compulsion to watch train wrecks. Maybe.

But human train wrecks?  I hope I have the fortitude, because the mother/witch on RHoMiami is just beyond my comprehension.

She reminded me of someone or something ... and then I realized:  Ah!

Mama the Hutt

Bless her heart!  

So let me tell ya somethin', sistah ...

I was definitely a fan of Kim Richards before Season One ...

And I'm still a fan. 

Was I the only one continually annoyed by Kyle's accusation that Kim didn't "have my back"?

Did it ever seem that Kyle had Kim's back?  Exactly.

Blondie Big Lips

Taylor (Traylor Trash, as I fondly think of her) has pretty hair ... pretty BORING.  Wanted to shake it up ...

... and for balance, I gave her some non-invasive digital plastic surgery and removed the lip implant.

Unfortunately, IMO she now looks like she has extra teeth.  <sigh>

Sorry, Taylor, some things require professional help.

Fair is Fair is Brunette

Since they're rivals, I feel Kyle deserves to try the same three looks ...

Her smirk ruins the first two looks ... and the third look reminds me of Rumer Willis mashed up with Ricki Lake.

NOT good. ;-)

Back to Natural

Camille keeps her hair roots-free fairly well ... ha-ha ... but it's obvious she used to be darker.

Had to find out why she went blonde.

Oh.  I see.

A Gift from Bravo: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

I thought I would like it, didn't realize I would lo-lo-love it!  What a great cast!  What a great lifestyle!  What fabulous houses!  ... imagine, women who were supposed to be rich ... and WERE!

Yes, it was Camille vs. Kyle far too often and over a very petty issue.

So to continue with the petty party, I wondered what Kyle would look like with that drapery off her shoulders ...

Yeah, I thought it looked good, too.

Damn it.

All That and a SkinnyGirl Margarita

Bethenny's back!  And more desperate than any desperate housewife every dreamed of being ... can she have it all?  Will she really be happy ever after?  Someone should be -- for all of us who were sold the dream from birth ...

Is she THAT girl?

Funny Island

It wasn't all scary!   Actually, before she channeled Norman Bates, Kelly was mildly amusing ... in that completely unaware way she has.  Her remark in the taxi about the unprocessed beauty of gummy bears was completely snarkable!  Or should I say "snack-able"?

A little research proved she may be right after all ...

Gummy bears ARE natural!

"Do"ing the NY RHs

Jill's old style was crying out for options ...

And Luann needed something to try ...

But Streisand and Gosselin, they are not!  ... I may revisit them later ... "Frankel-lessly" it depends on how  Season Four goes!

But enough about NJ, how about NY?

Oh, Ramona, Ramona, Ramona ... you're SO renewed!  But how short is short?

I had to see how her hair would look even re-NEWer!

Short:

  

 Shorter:

Shortest: 

Oh! That Hairline!

My adventure in Photoshopping began with my curiosity about how Teresa Guidice would look with a better hairline ... by better read more forehead.  Here is the result:

Yeah, not so much better.  But wouldn't it be nice if fixing her hairline also fixed her personality?

Just another Bravo bitch

It began with a pause between flipping channels:  there they were -- the New York cast, season one.  I don't know what caught my attention or why I didn't continue up or down the dial to something else.

I'd heard about the OC cast, but I'm from California and they failed to impress -- not even enough for me to try it out.

Maybe it was my love of New York City that tuned my frequencies into the NY cast.  For whatever reason, they were only the beginning.  I now watch NY, NJ, Atlanta, and Beverly Hills.  I still can't stomach the OC, so I won't be commenting on that (I think), nor DC or Miami.

My shtick is Photoshopping ... not deep humor, not terribly intellectual, just some fun ... I hope you enjoy!