Thursday, November 17, 2011

The Last Honest Woman . . .

. . . In Beverly Hills.

Thank God for Taylor Armstong (Shana-Hughes-Ford-Taylor Armstrong)!  Without her, how could we face the truth?

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Friday, October 14, 2011

Those Witchard Sisters

Tell them what they've won, Rod . . .

Kyle and Kim, congratulations! . . . you are now owners of 2012 model NEW BROOMS!!

Saturday, October 8, 2011

A Three Hour Shoot

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
The tale of a fateful trip,
That started from a New York port
Aboard Dr. Amabore's ship.

The doc was a mighty sailing man,
A 30-year vet, to boot.
The Bravo crew set sail that day,
For a three hour shoot ... a three hour shoot ...

The plot line started getting rough,
the GPS was tossed,
If not for the Coast Guard's "Get a Tow"
The story would be through ... the story would be through ...

The ship was towed to shore for $2,800 (sans tip) in cash,
with Bethenny ... hubby Jason, too ... His father Bob, and his wife ...
the party planner Shawn ... assistant Julie and the therapist ...
And Bethenny kissed the dock!

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Coming Soon!

Please check your local listings for upcoming stops on the tour.

And don't forget to pick up a T-shirt.  Makes an excellent Christmas gift!

Here She Comes To Save the Day!

What will New York do without Jill?

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Endorsement for Makeup

Hey, Girlfriend!  Need some quick cash?  Bet a few Hollywood makeup artists could use the work ... and with this mug, maybe a little more bloody, those endorsement deals from CoverGirl gonna come ringing in!

Of course, it would be better without the smile, so stretch those acting chops, darlin'.

DISCLAIMER:  This is NOT REAL.  Just good Photoshoppin'.  :-)

Saturday, August 13, 2011

On Display

She's a fighter, she's a tiger, she can figure it out ...
But don't even THINK 'bout stealin' her crown!

Monday, August 8, 2011

The Results Are In!

Presenting Your Royal Court and Miss Ramona Singer, reigning Miss Bug-Eyed 2011 for the fourth year in a row ...

Thanks to Kathy Wakile and Denise Richards!  Better luck next year!

Monday, May 30, 2011

Social Studies

When she was a fourth grader in Connecticut, Luann dreamed of being on TV and wearing a caftan ... but as who?
Maude?  Endora?  Mrs. Roper!

Saturday, May 21, 2011

SkinnyGirl Scrabble

Trouble is, she can play "bathies" by making "reposer" plural ... but it's not a word?  Holy Shitballs!

Nun Could Stop Her Dreaming!

She would have to think of a new way to combine God and TV . . .

Friday, May 20, 2011

Who Wore It Best?

Countess:  Can I wear your designer?
Ramona:  No.

If the were still in high school, they could borrow each others clothes ...

Sonja would probably lend them her favorite designer, it's her way . . .

Voting via the comments section!

RHcap ... New York, S4-E6

Six down ...

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

All My Joes

Short on names as well as tempers, apparently ...

Faces blurred of the innocent (so far).

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Situation Not Comedy

Jill wants to be remembered, but not too well . . .

Episode One:  Jill can't keep her mouth shut!  Hilarity ensues!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Monday, April 25, 2011

Like a SkinnyGirl

Whoa!  Not sure we needed to know all of this, but thanks for sharing . . . I guess.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Kelly's Unopposed

She's doing the best she can with what she was given.  Maybe texting isn't for everyone.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

ME = We, Not You

No wonder they were confused.

Sonja:  This march is about me.
Alex: Marriage Equality.  ME.
Sonja: No, it’s about me!
Alex:  That’s what I’m saying!  It’s about ME.
Sonja: No, it’s about me!
Alex: Who?
Sonja: Me!
Alex: ME?
Sonja: No, me!
Alex: Exactly! ME.
Sonja: No, not you!  Me!
Alex: That’s what I just said!  It’s about ME!
Sonja: No! It’s about me!
Alex: Who is this march about?
Sonja: Me.
Alex: ME. Yes, ME.
Sonja: Me! Me! Me!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

May I borrow a cup of plot?

Oh, no!  Family from the country is coming to my funky NYC apartment for Thanksgiving and the oven won't work!  The turkey will be raw!  I know they hate me and my mother is evil, but she's dying of ... oh, wait: I guess there were some changes.

Mea Culpa, Sonja Morgan

It seems she IS a gay icon!  But who knew she was a singer, too?

Don't Cry for Us, Sonja Morgan

RHcap, Episode 2 of Season Four of RHony ...

Friday, April 15, 2011


The RHoNY may have turned you down, but could ya take a look at your sisters across the Hudson?
She could really use your help ...

See how much better?

And, T?  It's permanent.  Meaning you (don't) pay for it only once.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Why Bry?

It's a numbers game ...

All old men must come to an end.

Look out Giggy and Ginger!

Jac's the new dawg in town ...

Nothing like a puppy to make one feel jeune encore, n'est-ce pas, Countess?

Friday, April 8, 2011


After I DREAM OF JEANIE, one wonders what iconic '60s shows she could emulate next ...
 The Addam's Family?
Star Trek?

Monday, April 4, 2011

Keeping Up with Ms. Jones' Faux Pas

Whispering in Marlee Matlin's ear was nothing ...

-- 2002 --


--2011, earlier this year--

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Factory Girlz

The good ol' days ...

We may yet see them working at Bardwell's Department Store ... selling SkinnyGirl Shapewear, natch.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Time for Math Classes

The good news?  Whenever he gets out, he can legally 
get a driver's license.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Ready to Pop(pa)!

May 2011 is only a few weeks away ...

Perhaps she can just snap off one belly and put on a new one?  Only her surgeon knows for sure!

Wildlife of Atlanta

If you put lipstick on a moose, it's still a damn moose.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Devil in This Guise

No one is forced to be on a reality show.  Or are they?

You want to be rich?  You want to be famous?  You have no discernible talent?  Sign here, pretty lady ...

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Can't Watch What Happens

Supposedly people have a compulsion to watch train wrecks. Maybe.

But human train wrecks?  I hope I have the fortitude, because the mother/witch on RHoMiami is just beyond my comprehension.

She reminded me of someone or something ... and then I realized:  Ah!

Mama the Hutt

Bless her heart!  

Friday, March 18, 2011

So let me tell ya somethin', sistah ...

I was definitely a fan of Kim Richards before Season One ...

And I'm still a fan. 

Was I the only one continually annoyed by Kyle's accusation that Kim didn't "have my back"?

Did it ever seem that Kyle had Kim's back?  Exactly.

Blondie Big Lips

Taylor (Traylor Trash, as I fondly think of her) has pretty hair ... pretty BORING.  Wanted to shake it up ...

... and for balance, I gave her some non-invasive digital plastic surgery and removed the lip implant.

Unfortunately, IMO she now looks like she has extra teeth.  <sigh>

Sorry, Taylor, some things require professional help.

Fair is Fair is Brunette

Since they're rivals, I feel Kyle deserves to try the same three looks ...

Her smirk ruins the first two looks ... and the third look reminds me of Rumer Willis mashed up with Ricki Lake.

NOT good. ;-)

Back to Natural

Camille keeps her hair roots-free fairly well ... ha-ha ... but it's obvious she used to be darker.

Had to find out why she went blonde.

Oh.  I see.

A Gift from Bravo: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

I thought I would like it, didn't realize I would lo-lo-love it!  What a great cast!  What a great lifestyle!  What fabulous houses!  ... imagine, women who were supposed to be rich ... and WERE!

Yes, it was Camille vs. Kyle far too often and over a very petty issue.

So to continue with the petty party, I wondered what Kyle would look like with that drapery off her shoulders ...

Yeah, I thought it looked good, too.

Damn it.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

All That and a SkinnyGirl Margarita

Bethenny's back!  And more desperate than any desperate housewife every dreamed of being ... can she have it all?  Will she really be happy ever after?  Someone should be -- for all of us who were sold the dream from birth ...

Is she THAT girl?