Endorsement for Makeup

Hey, Girlfriend!  Need some quick cash?  Bet a few Hollywood makeup artists could use the work ... and with this mug, maybe a little more bloody, those endorsement deals from CoverGirl gonna come ringing in!

Of course, it would be better without the smile, so stretch those acting chops, darlin'.

DISCLAIMER:  This is NOT REAL.  Just good Photoshoppin'.  :-)

On Display

She's a fighter, she's a tiger, she can figure it out ...

But don't even THINK 'bout stealin' her crown!

Link to:  On Display, the newest Housewife "hit" ...

The Results Are In!

Presenting Your Royal Court and Miss Ramona Singer, reigning Miss Bug-Eyed 2011 for the fourth year in a row ...

Thanks to Kathy Wakile and Denise Richards!  Better luck next year!