Time for Math Classes

The good news?  Whenever he gets out, he can legally 

get a driver's license.

Ready to Pop(pa)!

May 2011 is only a few weeks away ...

Perhaps she can just snap off one belly and put on a new one?  Only her surgeon knows for sure!

Wildlife of Atlanta

If you put lipstick on a moose, it's still a damn moose.

Devil in This Guise

No one is forced to be on a reality show.  Or are they?

You want to be rich?  You want to be famous?  You have no discernible talent?  Sign here, pretty lady ...

Can't Watch What Happens

Supposedly people have a compulsion to watch train wrecks. Maybe.

But human train wrecks?  I hope I have the fortitude, because the mother/witch on RHoMiami is just beyond my comprehension.

She reminded me of someone or something ... and then I realized:  Ah!

Mama the Hutt

Bless her heart!  

So let me tell ya somethin', sistah ...

I was definitely a fan of Kim Richards before Season One ...

And I'm still a fan. 

Was I the only one continually annoyed by Kyle's accusation that Kim didn't "have my back"?

Did it ever seem that Kyle had Kim's back?  Exactly.

Blondie Big Lips

Taylor (Traylor Trash, as I fondly think of her) has pretty hair ... pretty BORING.  Wanted to shake it up ...

... and for balance, I gave her some non-invasive digital plastic surgery and removed the lip implant.

Unfortunately, IMO she now looks like she has extra teeth.  <sigh>

Sorry, Taylor, some things require professional help.