You "Gnome" as JoeGo

California, here he comes!   Hope his feet reach the pedals.

Tree's Worst Nightmare

Second only to the Jersey Devil for causing nightmares in young children in the Garden State ...

Only the Best for T(r)aylor Trash

... Or the best she can buy with money she's actually earned.

AKA:  What she deserves.

Poor Little Girl

Ah, mi, Gia G ... only a few weeks until Season Four starts ...

... and you know, Mama won't come out of it smelling like ... tomatoes ...

Papa Peter

Smurfin' around 'Lanta Town ...

Snidely Zolciak

'Lanta-style Daddy ....

Apprentice Train

Donald was only her first.

Look out, Mr. Wonka!

Inspiration