A Three Hour Shoot

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
The tale of a fateful trip,
That started from a New York port
Aboard Dr. Amabore's ship.

The doc was a mighty sailing man,
A 30-year vet, to boot.
The Bravo crew set sail that day,
For a three hour shoot ... a three hour shoot ...

The plot line started getting rough,
the GPS was tossed,
If not for the Coast Guard's "Get a Tow"
The story would be through ... the story would be through ...

The ship was towed to shore for $2,800 (sans tip) in cash,
with Bethenny ... hubby Jason, too ... His father Bob, and his wife ...
the party planner Shawn ... assistant Julie and the therapist ...
And Bethenny kissed the dock!

Coming Soon!

Please check your local listings for upcoming stops on the tour.

And don't forget to pick up a T-shirt.  Makes an excellent Christmas gift!

Here She Comes To Save the Day!

What will New York do without Jill?

Endorsement for Makeup

Hey, Girlfriend!  Need some quick cash?  Bet a few Hollywood makeup artists could use the work ... and with this mug, maybe a little more bloody, those endorsement deals from CoverGirl gonna come ringing in!

Of course, it would be better without the smile, so stretch those acting chops, darlin'.

DISCLAIMER:  This is NOT REAL.  Just good Photoshoppin'.  :-)

On Display

She's a fighter, she's a tiger, she can figure it out ...

But don't even THINK 'bout stealin' her crown!

Link to:  On Display, the newest Housewife "hit" ...

The Results Are In!

Presenting Your Royal Court and Miss Ramona Singer, reigning Miss Bug-Eyed 2011 for the fourth year in a row ...

Thanks to Kathy Wakile and Denise Richards!  Better luck next year!

I Will Follow Him

Son of ... Twitter?