Simon's First Fashion Statement

If you wore this as a child, you might be a colorful character, too!

Barshopping

The RHoNY may have turned you down, but could ya take a look at your sisters across the Hudson?

She could really use your help ...

See how much better?

And, T?  It's permanent.  Meaning you (don't) pay for it only once.

Why Bry?

It's a numbers game ...

All old men must come to an end.

Look out Giggy and Ginger!

Jac's the new dawg in town ...

Nothing like a puppy to make one feel jeune encore, n'est-ce pas, Countess?

Roots

After I DREAM OF JEANIE, one wonders what iconic '60s shows she could emulate next ...

Bewitched?

Gunsmoke?

 The Addam's Family?

Star Trek?

NO, PLEASE, NO!

Keeping Up with Ms. Jones' Faux Pas

Whispering in Marlee Matlin's ear was nothing ...

-- 2002 --

--2005--

--2011, earlier this year--

Factory Girlz

The good ol' days ...

We may yet see them working at Bardwell's Department Store ... selling SkinnyGirl Shapewear, natch.